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"i really just want my shoes and i want sex
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"must go take a shower and shave my way back into womanhood"
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"at this point ‘well fuck you’ is about the same as saying ‘how do you do’ in terms of our conversations"
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"My vagina just ate my underwear…"
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"I just want to vomit and cry all at the same time because my jacket’s fucked up and I’m hungry so I actually have to cook."
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"Jesus christ, I have to pee so bad it hurts. Maybe if I sit like a whore I’ll feel better…yep, much better."
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"Drunk bitch…I want to push her in the street. Can I please push her in the street?"
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"i’m feeling my ass to see if it feels normal in case a guy ever grabs it…when its bare"
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"i think my dad lives in this magical world where when he asks me to do something and i give noncommital answers that means i’ll follow through with it"
